Martin Margiela always finds new ways to amuse me. This lovely item here is the $11 Bill Wallet which would be kind of cool to own. It retails for $375. I am of the school that believes that if you have a $375 wallet, you should at least always carry $375 or more with you to justify ownership (kind of like that thing about not wearing anything around your neck that is more valuable than your head).
Next we have the Slow and Steady Wins the Race ballet flats. Again, this amuses me cause sometimes I like things spelled out for me real literal. Then again it could be all the flu medication talking which I'm now on because someone was kind enough to cough in my face the night before last w/o covering his mouth.